A long time ago, a friend of mine, we'll call him Bradley Sattler, posted a status on Facebook that said, "Explain the Rules!" which was a Tracy Jordan 30Rock quote, but him being surrounded by the friends he has, like me, we took it in a different direction.
I compiled 15 of my favorite rules that were posted in response, just the ones I found to be "rule-like" and entertaining.
Thoughts on the movies themselves? I'm sure I'll get around to writing about them sometime.
Rule #1: Don't Talk About Fight Club.
Rule #2: Don't Get Into a Battle of Wits with a Sicilian When Death is on the Line.
Rule #3: Don't Fall Asleep.
Rule #4: Don't Expose the Mogwai to Sunlight, Get it Wet, or Feed it After Midnight.
Rule #5: Nobody puts baby in a corner.
Rule #6: One does not simply walk into Mordor.
Rule #7: You can milk anything with nipples.
Rule #8: There's no crying in baseball!
Rule #9: Don't Feed the Plants.
Rule #10: Don't Cross the Streams.
Rule #11: Do or do not. There is no try.
Rule #12: Clap if you believe.
Rule #13: No One Under 18 is Allowed to Compete in the Triwizard Tournament.
Rule #14: Never Leave a Fellow Crasher Behind.
Rule #15: NO YELLING ON THE BUS.